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^Spotted in an ad when reading a magazine.
I'm all about talking about poop and other bodily functions, but this ad was annoying. The slogan, the rhyming... just terrible. I want to smack the person who wrote it.
I don't know how I got motivation, but I worked out today. I feel a little less gross. Then I came home and ate a pudding cup with whipped cream. Bloodstream is still filled with little globules of fat. Not even an exaggeration... next time you eat a big mac & fries or a slice of pizza, if I took your blood, your serum would be cloudy and thick... with fat. Mmmm. Makes you kinda think twice.
I miss pilates. I'd always leave feeling so tight. Like a tiger.
I love when Wesley Snipes is patting on powder with that huge puff.
OMG. The mental image of fat globules in my blood makes me want to hurl!!
ReplyDeleteBut not enough that I still won't bake a warm rosemary brie cake with peach preserves tonight...
I will only eat one piece and share the rest away. I wonder if I could sub the flour for cornstarch and make it gluten free for you...
Cloudy blood!!
Okay I'm disgusted again.