28 May 2011

don't look back

What hangs off of your rearview mirror?

I have a couple religious protection devices


Padre does, too.


Funny story: Our neighbors thought Suzy was gay for the longest time because the lei around her rearview mirror was rainbow. People are weird in their assumptions.


So what's on yours? Is it bare like my brother Luke's?


Or is it adorned?

27 May 2011

occurences

I have no idea what happened to my "laze around the house" shorts, so I put on a pair of Chris' basketball shorts that he left over here.

First thought: Man I feel like a lesbian.

Second thought: These are a little tight around the middle.
What the hell Chris, get fatter.

The end of the day was not calm and easy. It was met with a pounding headache, eight urines and TWELVE occult bloods. Yes, the test where we receive a specimen cup with a turd in it, and we have to dig in and smear it on a card. You're welcome.

I'm going to take a nap.

25 May 2011

humpty

Awwww 3-day weekend squashed. Saturday is my coworker's birthday and she wanted the night off, so I'm on call. Poop in my cereal. Oh, well. I'm glad she gets to have a work-free birthday, and glad that I get a little bit of overtime.

Been super exhausted lately. Have a feeling that it has something to do with the zits, cramps, and other various afflictions that just happen to correlate with lack of birth control pills period-ness. I forgot how much easier they made life. It too, shall pass!

Speaking of birth control- or the reason I'm not taking them anymore, I haven't really heard from Chris. I guess no news is good news.

I keep having stressful dreams about work. Work is not that stressful, so why do I keep dreaming about it??

I kinda want to go to NY. I was watching Sex and the City last night and had this strange urge to make a trip to New York happen. Like right now.

Time to drag my ass out of my chair and work out.

24 May 2011

grab somebody sexy tell em hey

Wisdom tooth is back at it. Just freaking come in already. Enough of this start-stop stuff.

Wanting to use some of the large amounts of dill growing in the garden. Had a salad and as soon as I poured craptastic store-bought stuff on it, the idea for dill vinaigrette popped into my head. Darn. Next time.

Even though I'm full after my salad, still wanting chocolate. I keep opening the chocolate drawer hoping to find a spare morsel. Nada. I might have to bake that chocolate chip cookie mix in my pantry. But... it's too hot for the oven, even the toaster oven, and then there will be dishes. I'll end up eating a glob of frosting instead. Don't judge.

Reading How Did You Get This Number by the same author that wrote Cake. It was also next to it on the shelf at the library. I pretty much grabbed about 4 books that were next to it on the shelf. It's turning out to be a pretty decent span of books.

23 May 2011

raise the roof

1. I will not watch 2 1/2 men with that dumbfuck Ashton Kutcher. It's a crappy show but I still watch it. Charlie Sheen made that show. Nobody can fill his shoes, but Ashton Kutcher? Really?

2.  I would really like to get my period already. Maybe it's syncing to my coworker's or my sister's cycle or something. I really liked knowing exactly when it would hit when I was on the pill. Also currently researching other forms of birth control, since now is a good time to try new things. Considering the IUD, but it also sounds very scary. Would kinda like to try some non-hormonal methods, but they just aren't statistically effective enough for me. Hrm.

3. Just realized that my chocolate drawer is out of chocolate. Crap.

4. Today it was hot in the lab so for lunch I had an iced chai latte. Really hit the spot. I could drink one of these every day.

5. Have enough cushion in my savings to pay off a second student loan. Ballerrrr

6. I have Monday off since my coworker wants to cover the early shift. Sweeet 3-day weekend coming up!

22 May 2011

dang.

What a friggen Saturday.

Frank wins the award for first emergency room visit of 2011. May, not bad. We made it 5 months.

But let me start at the beginning.

Saturday I woke up and felt like working out, so I headed to curves. When I walked in, they were in the middle of a Zumba class, and you can't do the circuit when they're doing Zumba, so I just joined in. They were about halfway through the hour-long class, and after 30 minutes I was red-faced, sweating, and dying.
I do not normally move that much. But it was fun, and it felt good. I could just feel my nasty blood clearing up. Today, I am very sore in places that I'm not normally sore. This means Zumba works. I will go back.

Then we had crawfish for Frank's birthday and the bazaar was going on too. A little crawfish, a little bazaar.
For years I've been trying to win a plan at the bazaar, and this year, with Akhtar's help, I finally won one! And then Akhtar spilled snowcone on it. But I think it will be ok.


I also bid on the silent auction and won this for 6 bucks!! Heck freaking yes!


So it was good.

I came home, hung out for a bit, showered the funk away, and climbed into bed.

And then, and I'm not exactly sure how all this happened.

I get a phone call from Ashley telling me to come into the park NOW.

The drunkies had all walked to the bazaar and had walked back. On the way back, Frank and his gf were in the park talking when she went back to the house. Apparently after that he hit his head somehow, and when he didn't come back home they went to look for him. So they found him lying in the park, drunk, sobbing and inconsolable, saying that he had a splitting headache.

He wasn't really answering questions and couldn't walk, so he was carried/dragged home. Due to the questionable nature of his head injury and his inability to stand up or stop crying, we decided to take him to the emergency room. I was in my robe, so everyone else took him and I stayed home getting phone updates from Ash.

They gave him a cat scan, said there was nothing wrong with his head, gave him a shot for "pain," and discharged him. In the state he was in, I was worried that he might have some kind of alcohol poisoning, or at least significant dehydration, in addition to whatever happened to his head. They said he had drank a LOT, and he'd been drinking since the early afternoon. The emergency room doctor didn't even address it.

At the point when they tried to discharge him, he was still sobbing constantly and writhing in pain. The nurse was complacent and bitchy, and the when the doctor came into the room to talk to them, he was eating a donut. Real compassionate professionals over there. If I was a nurse and a 21-year old boy came into the ER sobbing and saying nothing but "it hurts," I'd at least try to comfort him or pat his hand or something. Nothing. They treated him like a contagious ragged alcoholic instead of a patient, then threw him out. I was furious, and thankfully Ashley was actually there and ripped everyone new assholes.

And it's not like they were busy. It was one of those 24-hour urgent care places and I'm pretty sure he was the only person there. They just acted like they didn't give a shit.

Sparing you all of the drama details, eventually they came home and my mom was awake at that point and made sure he made it upstairs to bed and would wake him up every few hours to make sure he was ok. She said he did have quite the knot on his head.

I heard movement this morning so I headed upstairs with a bottle of water, a max strength aspirin, some pepto and a black curtain to put over the window. He's hurting today. Massive hangover plus a bump on the head? Oy.

Want to go back to bed, but I need to be able to sleep tonight so I can get up for work tomorrow. Oy.