random bangs

I've really wanted to try bangs for a while now.

The problem is, this curly hair.

I'd have to straighten them every day, and then if it's humid or rains, they will morph into curly bangs. Eew. All I can think of is Pauly Shore, lol.

I've had bangs before, in middle school. Because, you know, middle school isn't awkward enough. And I know they don't work for me.

And my job, I can't have bangs hanging in my face.
Basically there are no checks in the "Yes" column for bangs.

But I still want them. I guess because it's the current style and I see the long swoopy bangs everywhere.