Cones

I couldn't stand looking at the cat mess with her eye any more, so I fashioned a makeshift cone out of a paper plate. It was fucking hilarious. And pitiful, but mostly hilarious. She was beyond pissed.

The plus side: no more messing with the eye. The downside: it's obviously very uncomfortable. I took it off and called the vet for a more professional one.

It looked much more uncomfortable, and the paper plate does the job, so my pissed off cat is now prancing about with a ghetto paper plate about her neck and one crazy demon eye.

The random shit that happens with that cat...

Purchased travel-sized toiletries. Starting to get excited.