Dear kettle corn,
Please stop making me stuff you into my piehole.
Thanks,
Jen
I discovered tonight that I could do one of those clapping pushups. You know, like hardcore buff men do. Actually, I can do two. Whatwhat that's what's up.
Tonight Modern Family was not on because they had stupid Transformers on tv. Gaysauce.
Oh, and WTF. No, really, WTF.
The New Years scene in the Sex and the City movie makes me melancholy. That lady's voice is awesome. I want a sparkly hat like that.
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