17 February 2013

hey so

I got a big box of half-off Valentine's candy on Friday. It was all gone by this afternoon. Coincidentally, this evening I found a big glob of melted chocolate in between my boobs when I took my bra off. Be amazed at how classy and dainty I am.

I can't wait for...

counter space
a pantry
a bathtub
a linen closet
separate rooms
my garden
central AC
my own parking spot

I have no idea what to send Chris for his birthday. I can't wait till he's home and we can live the life that so many other people take for granted.

Ashley left these sweet tarts here and I think I'm going to go eat them all.

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